Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. Made for a better tweet though. This is a real show about a white kid that gets slapped at a birthday party. Much like his first special, Homecoming King, the comedian returns on stage to share his latest life update with the audience. I had a question. Boom! Fuck, they stole my stuff. I reach and I pull out my backpack. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. Its like living in North Korea. Raj is a good person and so am I. Only 32 years old, Minhaj recently performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner and is a regular correspondent on The Daily Show. I missed that girl. Im going to America. Are you fucking kidding? But for the most part, I actually think about it the way my dad does. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. I run up to her. He says, Hug her. You brought her out like Maury for immigrants. Hasan, you are the brother. Im like, No, no! She was breakdancing, and Im like, Who the fuck are you? You dont know me? Ive no idea who you are. I hated that br0wn girl so much. I didnt know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. Ill pay it. Its so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. No. Youre going to fight with your parents, and theres a finite number of hands you can play. Hes here to surprise me. But tonight is one of those nights We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska and were going to be taking photos, so we dont think youd be a good fit. Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? Gods not like, Youre racist. The set went viral. Netflix said, Where do you want to do the special? [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. [makes crushing sounds]. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. Youre going to die. Its like 20 feet. (2012) Full Transcript, Oh, Hello On Broadway (2017) Transcript, Ellen Degeneres: Relatable (2018) Transcript, Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean (2018) Full Transcript, Vir Das: Losing It (2018) Full Transcript, Volker Pispers about USA (2004) Transcript, Trevor Noah: Son of Patricia (2018) Transcript, Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the Cable Guy: Weve Been . Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. Racism., So Im watching the show Real Time With Bill Maher. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. Its not a 90-hour saga. And I was like, You knew my situation. One night, were on the living room table. I was like, Fuck that. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. It never gets popping in med school. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Vanity Fair. In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. Cloth interior for life. I could have been like, Dad, fight me. Does the Catholic Church really believe women are people? Im fucked. I didnt know how to feel, until this. We love that you come over and study. So my slacks dont get caught up in the chains. Thats a big hand. Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. Homecoming King navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. I fell in love here. No, wait. #Calc. I was like, Oh, I live in LA. All the time. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. You wont. It elevates your game. The night of prom rolls around. Not your typical stand up special, But special nonetheless! Come to New York. Nothing. So Im looking at her, like, Dont say anything. It was a reverse Lord of the Rings situation. Youve got to ease your way in. And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. I run, but my dad beats me to the phone. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. This is a statue of an elephant. Address. He goes, I dont think we should do this. So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. What are the chances? Shes like, Listen, you know, ever since my family moved from Nebraska, youve been my best friend. Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. Be like this, be like this. [laughter] [whistling, whooping] Whats up? Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, Whats up? Im practicing it. Im not Larry David. You know how you hit that point when your parents give up on you and move on? And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I cant. Dad had a heart attack. My dad had just suffered a quintuple bypass. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. I was like, I know this hand! He starts riffing, I start riffing. Hasan Minhaj - The Minhaj Legacy (Stand Up Comedy) comedy. We have great fathers. You guys are like, I was getting handjobs when I was nine. Not me. I want that for the rest of my life. Match up to three ways. Therefore I will grant your wish. Its hard when you see people saying they love you but theyre afraid at the same time. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. This is bullshit. She used to call me on my phone. My dads like, When the visa comes through. When the visa comes through.. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. Brunettes? But isnt it our job to push the needle forward little by little? And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. What Homecoming King feels like is a memoir come to life. I run to the club, jump on stage I dont even know what I said. Why cant I put my head down and do what Im supposed to do? Dont be tacky. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. So Im walking back to the Camry, then I hear a voice behind me. No! Im like, Why are we here? Its difficult to get in this country. Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, give it to me right now. You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Coming Soon, Regal The producer answers the door: Audition with me. Not this guy. Yeah! So easy. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. I want to be a family. I dont got to change who I am? It's far from a light walk . Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. She saw me doing this shit in the street. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. The same year, he wrote Minhaj's speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. She went to an Ivy League law school. Running time: 72 minutes Youre like, Whats the difference? Im balancing the corsage. Ah, you kill me!, Thats the way our parents are, right? This is a secret that nobody told me! They love bottling them up deep down, and unleashing them on you later when its no longer relevant. In his story about his high school prom date, Minhaj used the pseudonym "Bethany Reed" instead of her real name to protect her identity. Have you heard of Seema? My backpacks open. This is fucked up. I heard an audible Oh! Alright. Im walking up to the doorstep, and Im about to ring the doorbell when Im like, Wait. And, like, she learned English. Thats when I realized theres a generational gap between us and our parents. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. No fun, no girlfriends. And Aisha senses it. This is House of Cards. Do you understand whats about to go down? Whatever. I had to bring it back here. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. Never did that. Married. Youre funny. Which is a tell-tale sign of being, like, Hey, man. This isnt high school. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. If you go home and are honest, your parents will be like, Even though I disagree with you, I respect your candor. I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. In Homecoming King, he refers to himself as "the only brown kid" in his class. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. Tools, Clear History. They wheel him into surgery and I hand the clipboard to the doctor. LA, Chicago, New York? I was like, Nah, son. Damn! I need her in my life. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Were not on that stage, ever. Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Im here to talk about prom. [laughter] And her face went white. Weve all been there. No one is going to marry him. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Do tell. Spray on the Michael Jordan cologne. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. Its been going on for centuries. Were sitting on my living room table. "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" has come to an end on Netflix. Hasan Minhaj in 2016. Tools, Clear History. Thats why I brought you here. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Serendipitously, it. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. What? And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King, Patriot Act) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. Thank you. Slapping is important. The fobbiest thing ever. Youre doing comedy now. Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 Action / Comedy / Documentary. Dont mind if I do. Its done. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. Weve all been there. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Its crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us. She was turning five. She is the one percent. God bless. Minus all the unconditional love. Terms and Policies Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Long time no see, indeed. [talks gibberish in high-pitched voice] Seven years. Hey, man, where are you going? And its Jon. Cool. Hey, stay for dinner. We just had br0wnies, but okay. Were sitting there at the dinner table. Get in the Camry. The immigrant car of choice. And I had a sister. I can be me! So Im going back and forth. People say, Your parents dont love you. I think our parents love us. I sent it. Listen, I would love to give you some tix, but were going to be taking a lot of photos tonight, and I dont think youd be a good fit. Send that shit! Not your typical stand up special, but Hasan has constructed a fantastic way to tell his story that is both hilarious and touching at the same time. [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. Minhaj's, 'Homecoming King', is a public discourse which is reaching out to large crowds and making them aware about the life of the immigrant families, several societal norms, current governmental policies, differences in race, power and literacy. Dont worry, it wont take long. I want that bike. But I was like, Hang on to your cards. Listening? Youre going to die, so put it on the tombstone. You should get married. Thats a Hall of Fame br0wn dad decision. Youre in college. I said, Wait, let me walk you out. So Im walking her out. All rights reserved. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. And I dont know why I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. 30 second time-out. And now you want to be the bigger man? Theyre going to fuck! No, were not! A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like, Maybe we have a race problem. For every Trayvon Martin or Ahmed the clock kid, there is bigotry that happens every day. Princess from here down, Toad from here up. Coming into our house eating our Fruit Roll-Ups they dont speak the language I say we tell them to go back where they came from. Hes like, You cant say that. Fuck Naila Aunty. [theme music: orchestral hip-hop] [crowd roars] What's up? I was like, What? 23 S.E. Get nine in a box for just ten bucks. Dad, youre the guy that will argue with the cashier at Costco when he doesnt let you return used underwear. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. A lot of time. Like changing the oil on your car. I can imagine being a father, missing your daughters first steps, her first time saying Dada Thats a hard thing. At that age, thats a lot. So by my senior year of high school, I had yet to go to a school dance, I had been cut from the basketball team, and I had just got off this medicine called Accutane so my skin and face was peeling. Im not proud and no one is proud. Calligraphy! You know about this. I dont care about any of you and it feels great. Now that the balls in our court, and were gonna be bigoted to another community? Crush our enemies.. The class goes nuts. She closes her book. I dont know. You walk in: What language are you guys speaking? Isnt life like biryani, where you push the weird shit to the side? Why are you bald and skinny? Reply. Marry a white girl? Dude, are you going to be a darapok again? And it was my fault. Hey idiot, pick up your phone. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. No. No, I want to know more about you. Why? Totally remember you. And it's wild that our kids will never know there was a period of time, in this country, where you had to make a choice between being online or being on the phone. What is going on? I realized, You dont give a shit about this person. I care about what she represents. But you know whats great? Keema roti, me? I was like, Yeah, you know, I decided not to go. What do you need? Hasan bhai, Dad had a heart attack. LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York Im flying Southwest. To which she replies, I know! Boom! I need her, Dad. Off with his head! Like a god-damn emperor. August 11th, 1993. Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. You ever seen an Indian kid win a spelling bee? How easy is my name? He's a two-time Peabody Award winner and host of the Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj, which has just begun its second season. I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? Us. Her father is this successful retired judge. I cant say anything. But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, Ill always be rooting for you. You know how you carry hatred in your heart about people in your past? The night this airs, friends send me text messages. You know, I kept doing comedy. Weve got to round them up, weve got to contain them. And Ben Afflecks like, Are you crazy? Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Go be president. Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Tools, Clear History. Now youre like, Lets be reasonable with the bigots. What? And then he just walks back into the house with glass in his feet. The surgery is that risky. Because were too afraid of the Other. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Name Course Professor Date Homecoming King The film "homecoming King" by Hasan Minhaj is a 2017 Netflix comedy showcasing the life of immigrants in the United States. You dont get it, man. Ive got to go back to LA. Well, Ill see you Monday, right? I was like, Why? Well, you work here. Ill never do it again., He goes, No why dont you forgive Bethany? [speaking Hindi] He wanted to be the bigger person again. She has this look of concern. You claim that shit on your own terms. You pop out. Davis, what's up? Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. Im so excited. You know what the shitty part is? Two very different parishes point to divisions in the church. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Starbucks, Wi-Fi, freeways, happy birthday. 2:27. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. Happy Birthday., Savage, right? That was your chance. Were about the alphabet. Compromise? The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. Im really nervous. And Im biking with my knees bowed out. Also, remember, parents respect honesty. Keywords: high school stand-up comedy immigrant experience. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? I cant date your daughter. I dont give a fuck, Uncle Sam. ' I ran home, I was like, Dad, I would like to go to prom. [speaking Hindi] Which means, I will break your face. Duly noted, father. Bethany, situation at home. There were so many levels. Its just 90 minutes of build-up to no payoff. So when 9-11 happened I was in high school. She does mergers and acquisitions now. Sitting presidents have sat on that desk. ursuline street new orleans murders; how old is elder debra brown morton; Collections. Ages zero through 30, No girls! At 35, Why cant you talk to girls? Thats basically it. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. Youre not Hasan Minhaj. Im going to sneak out. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Im home. He looks at me. After a humorous exploration of his early life as the child of Muslim immigrants from India, the show takes a more serious turn when Minhaj describes the death threats and vandalism his family experienced immediately after 9/11. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. I call my mom, shes crying. Look at that face. Coming Soon. Good night. He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. 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