The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Principles of Psychology, Volume 1 (of 2), by William James This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most other par . " She lifted her butt and felt his hands clamp around her hips, and then that wonderful magic feeling of his tongue on her flesh sent her soaring into a maelstrom of sensations too powerful to resist. Thatll go over like a pregnant pole-vaulter. | Sitemap |. 'What must Ned and Mama be thinking now?' Davroe, THERE ARE FEW THINGS as beautiful as a glass bottle filled with deep amber whiskey. Well shes finer than a frog hair split 8 ways! But if you need your hand for something other than violence, if you want to unfurl those fingers to caress a loved one or comfort someone in need, and can't, well then, you're broken. Note: the term Pea turkey is a southernism meaning nothing or zero. I hate being thought of as a product. "as loose as a goose" "Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska" Note: Jrg Sprave fired a 1inch steel ball with an armbraced slingshot, at a speed of 207 feet per second for a world record. Slow. Let's hash it out, shall we? If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Fact: The accidental invention of corn flakes goes back to 1894 when a group of Seventhday Adventists developed a new food to adhere to their vegetarian diet. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. "As full of shit as a cat is frollicks" Your mothers so stupid, she thinks cheerios are donut seeds! I wish I had appreciated my youth - I should have worn tighter clothing when I could have! The whole weekend turned out to be one giant round of excruciating foreplay, and if he doesn't stop stalling and give me some relief pretty damn pronto, there's going to be a girl-parts rebellion the likes of which he's never seen. . You think possum is The Other White Meat. But her family always stood by her, proud of her artistic talent and uniformly deaf to the complaints of any critics who might say she needed a firmer hand. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. One brick short of a load (reference to being stupid) one day I will wake up, and it will all fit together. John Eldredge 5 Likes I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight. Enjoy reading and share 76 famous quotes about Tighter Than with everyone. 02 22 23 Yolett McPhee McCuin Press Conference Ole Miss WBB, Presser Coach Yo post game after South Carolina, Coach Kermit Davis post game Mississippi State, Ole Miss Baseball Coach Mike Bianco Media Availability, 02 15 23 Yolett McPhee McCuin Press Conference Ole Miss WBB, Presser Marquesha Davis Ayanna Thompson Kentucky 2 13 23, Filmmakers, Actors Heading to Oxford for 20th Oxford Film Festival, UM Educators Advocate for Better Child Care Funding, St. Jude Cancer Survivor/IMC Major Addie Pratt Takes the Historic Ryman Stage, Ole Miss Mens Basketball Loses Battle with No. Considering what TV is, I could have wound up in a much worse situation. "may be small but he's wound tight" 24 Texas A&M 69-61, No. Related Topics Men And Women Luck Wives Wive Broken Heart Heartache Healing Being Hurt Greed Habit Guilt Love Pain Being Hurt Medicine Cure Complicated Love Friendship Bad Friends Show more "It's more'n that." ", "Up & down like a whore's drawers" (refers to a nervous person, up & down), "Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground", "slicker (or cleaner) than a hound's tooth. Alan Vega, I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie. Looks like Hell with everyone out to lunch. When an evil tendency becomes confirmed by habit, rage is triggered when anyone restrains you." How are you feeling? Bob Larranaga, Veronica," he said through clenched teeth. Miley Cyrus If you tried to solve every problem yourself, you ended by solving none. Plus, romance is in the air for Dex and Joss, TJ delivers important news, and Kristina makes a shocking discovery! Everyone has a story. "Got my eyelids done, some Botox, a little filler, chin implant, cheekbones, got my lips done, neck lift, breast implants, tummy tuck, ass lift. Buddhism quotes. He could breathe fine, and he recognized his wife's rigging skills instantly. Definitions by the largest Idiom Dictionary. I've been through difficult times where it just seems like hope is nowhere to be found, but those are some of the greater moments where we run to Christ a little faster and hang on a little tighter. That would be a tall drink of water. . "Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's ass" ""Oh, I have many opinions.""See?" "lies like an old rug" "like a fart in a glove" You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Team; Services. The basic association of the words 'tight' and 'ar$ed' dates back a hundred years. "Like this. If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his butt when he hops. Note: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! It's realizing that extraordinary results are directly determined by how narrow you can make your focus. once in a dog's age. "harder than a whore's heart" Note: A fritter is a pancake made with corn meal. Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, But there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love. A busty blonde in a tight top and even tighter miniskirt shows up same time as the bus. Top Wound Up Tight Quotes Something clamped tight inside her suddenly eased. Why anyone would waste whiskey on a cat is beyond me. "Clay, I don't need to rest." A human mate? Your fingers form a fist, and that fist can become tighter and harder with each indignity suffered. Two heartbeats. Note: From the Charlie Daniels song, The Devil Went Down to Georgia.. Definition of tight as a tick in the Idioms Dictionary. Physical therapists are very familiar with this problem and know that these patients are a particular challenge. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. "Black as a coalie's ass" Madder than a one legged woman at the ihop. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. Wanting Sydney Somers, Avelina raised her hand to her face, the one Lord Thornbeck had squeezed a moment ago, and was overcome by his familiar scent - the smell of evergreen trees and mint leaves the servants put in his laundry. You think a quarter horse is a ride in front of the Wal Mart. youre my favorite turd, I wouldnt shit ya. Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. No guarantees, but maybe, its just about probable, that you will most certainly probably. "Two ax handles wide across the ass"or for REALLY wide, "2 ax handles and a rain barrel" a whip. His pants were so tight if hed a farted itd blow his boots off. "never cut a fat hog in the ass with a dull knife" "And the girls can get a meal on, or we'll go eat in the bunkhouse. He went rigid, his thrusts shorter and tighter. . Sir John Maundevil gives the . "thigh high to a mule" As if their kiss bridged the gap between the two worlds, even if only for that one brief, sparkling moment.A sigh that held the weight of years shuddered out of Tamani as their faces drew apart. "He draws me in to him in a kiss. Ros Baxter, Then he was there, turned half toward her with a guarded expression etched across his face. you see no need to stop at a rest stop cause you have an empty milk jug. If his brains were dynamite, he couldnt blow his nose. "Thank you, no, Pauline," he said. "Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob" Edith Wharton, The whole weekend turned out to be one giant round of excruciating foreplay, and if he doesn't stop stalling and give me some relief pretty damn pronto, there's going to be a girl-parts rebellion the likes of which he's never seen. Sam held on to Tori as he laved her with his tongue, milking her orgasm for several moments before finally moving Anne Marie Novark, The noose around a man's neck is tighter than that of his fists Aaron Ozee, In London, she'd overheard more than one matron decrying what they considered Esme Byron's inappropriate eccentricities, aghast that she was allowed so much personal freedom and the ability to voice opinions they considered unsuitable for an unmarried young woman barely out of the schoolroom. "don't have one penny to rub against another one" She pulled away. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. One may be a free man and yet be bound tighter than a slave. George R R Martin Because we are. A very high degree of stress. "you can't get blood out of a turnip" We like to read this as one of the greatest Southern encouragements, but, like most of these phrases, you can use it however you'd like. "more nervous than a whore in church" Being a gentleman, a man lets her onto the bus first. 222 matching entries found. He talks like hes got a mouthful of mush. Matshona Dhliwayo, The kiss was everything she hadn't dared let herself think about. "So what did you have done?" Flow tighter than a d..k in the butt. She didn't stop or even slow her step. ~Submitted by unknown. In the days before electrically operated clocks, you had to remember to wind up the clock's mainspring so that the clock would function through the next day, and special clocks which would keep time for several days had a huge spring to which the same had to be done. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain. "slower than molasses in January" You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen, start your engines.. ), Linda Cunningham Fluharty Fact: Blowfly maggots feed on the dog skin and tissues by producing a special salivary enzyme that is capable of liquefying skin. Christopher Paolini, Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. So I took Mr. Seagram's, put him in his box, and placed him up on the shelf where he belonged. The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. "haven't been there for a coon's age" "asshole deep to a ten foot indian" Even a blind man on a galloping horse could see it. The degree to which nerves are wound up during the day sets the stage for sleep problems at night. You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be. "actin' like her tits got caught in a wringer" Business Advisory; Business Valuation; Corporate Finance; Cash Flow Modelling; M&A Advisory; Venture Capital; Private & Public Partnerships; Owner Supervision And Internal Control Were they regretting that they had not listened to those critics? The roots sigh and release their hold on my waist and the wound in my side is healed. Gotta look better than then and dress nicer than then. That boys two bricks shy of a full load. ~submitted by Evan Sordillo (America), he is so stupid he couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. Note: A peacoat is tailored from pilot cloth a stout, twilled blue cloth with the nap on one side. "not worth a patch on his (another person's) ass" Tighter than a skeeters ass in a nose dive. Dixie Waters, Michael held out his hand, and Kaden squeezed tighter than a typical handshake. All Rights Reserved. Well Ill be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs. The roots sigh and release their hold on my waist and the wound in my side is healed. Its like saying, I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. Lisa St. Aubin de Tern. A large-breasted woman with hypermobile joints is much more likely to be symptomatic from her breast weight than is a woman with "normal" joint range of motion. And whiskey is solace that holds you tighter than most lovers can. ", "Useless as a pocketful of paper assholes. I can hear his heart beating through his chest and it calms me. whirlwind. The term first appeared in the 1870s. "stiffer than a wedding dick" Jay Shetty My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne. I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. "didn't know whether to shit or wind his watch" This can be used in either a derogatory or a neutral sense. Note: A very unpleasant way of saying that someone is excessively suave and polished. Shes wound up tighter than the girdle of a Baptist ministers wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace. The commander smiled. The tighter you squeeze, the less you have. "That (plan, idea, action, etc) amounts to about as much as a fart in a "I've already had seconds." White, I've got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together," I said. The roots sigh and release their hold on my waist and the wound in my side is healed. . Sometimes treatable by cessation of work. Bart Millard, Gasoline inventories are tighter than they were a few weeks ago. Definitions by the largest Idiom Dictionary. If you think people in your organization are predisposed to rip you off, maybe the solution isn't to build a tighter, more punitive set of rules. Todd Misura, People have always known, at least since Moses denounced the Golden Calf, that images were dangerous, that they can captivate the onlooker and steal the soul." Fact: Linoleum was invented by Englishman Frederick Walton. Author: William J. Mitchell. "The girls can do it. Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit. It's men's way of binding them. Lady Pauline smiled fondly at the young man. Showing search results for "Wound Up Tighter Thanr Than" sorted by relevance. The miniskirt was far too tight. This old truck wouldnt pull a slick prick out of a lard bucket. The following expressions were used in everyday conversation by my dad, uncles, and grandfathers, and were a part of our culture. "face as red as a jaybird's ass in pokeberry time" He was gagged, a tight cloth wrapped around his mouth, hurting his jaw when he tried to call for help. I'm wound tighter than Jane Fonda's latest facelift, goddammit. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. Answer: To be extremely tense. Going small is ignoring all the things you could do and doing what you should do. Note: The deviled egg can be seen in recipes as far back as ancient Rome, where they were traditionally served at a first course. If you have ever said something and someone has said Never heard that one, but I will remember it now, please inform us all, a true smart ass can never have to many comments, rebukes, or conversation starters in their arsenal. He makes a small cry. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Though distorted by the comm system, the voice sounded indulgent rather than military. But they're actually tied up. "Nothing to say." "You've already had fourths," Halt commented. He thinks hes the best thing since sliced bread. "Eyes are shit-color brown." Here are a few redneck sayings shared with us by our guests. Through the hardest times in life, I hope people turn to him and realize he's still a sovereign God; he's in control. Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. It was hanging open like a peacoat sleeve. Note: Pulp wood trucks are rough riding and usually noisy. Robert Jordan Katie Hopkins, And right away as soon as I started doing Pilates, about 2 to 3 weeks into it I could tell that my clothes were already fitting differently. Friday 12th November 2010. When the possum is done, throw it away and eat the brick. At that time, confused as I was, I imagined that they would. Nicki Minaj, It had seemed like a good idea at the time, a sure-fire way to impress this girl, who was as cute as hell but wound tighter than one of his father's antique clocks. The 'Dick' alluded to in this metaphor was Richard Cromwell, 'Lord protector' of England for a few months, September 1658 to May 1659. "dumber than a sled rack" Buddha. | Contact Us Fact: To avoid tainting the meat, the throat of a pig to be slaughtered is cut by severing the jugular vein. Note: In the US, the term polecat is sometimes applied to the blackfooted ferret, and loosely to skunks. I used the last one down the club once and the old boy standing next to . Meaning: Closer than East Jesus, yet farther than yonder. Note: The phrase first appears in English in the Geneva Bible, 1560, in Job 19:20, which provides a literal translation of the original Hebrew: I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe. (sic). "It's harder than I thought." Tim Heaton is an Ole Miss Alumnus from Southaven, Mississippi who supports The Flagship in a variety of public relations efforts. ~Submitted by Alex (jonesboro), If you cant duck it f**k it, if you cant f**k it duck it. If you have a collection of funny redneck sayings you would like to share you can create your own page offunny redneck sayings or quotes by visiting oursayings and phrases page. Shes so ugly when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot, Thats harder than a choir boy in a porn shop. It will always get better. He smiled tightly, looking first at Tristan, then at Scarlet. One foot in the grave. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. Note: The word grace literally means favor In Hebrew. "So tight he'd skin a fart" and "The last time he spent a fiver he had to sign the back of it". True the way a lover's pillow talk is true. "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day." Military personnel are the worst, no disrespect intended. Fact: Bread has been used since the 17th century to clean the frescoes on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Wonder Bread proved to be an especially effective sponge in the restoration of Michelangelos masterpiece. That truck couldnt pull a spoon out of a cats ASS! Linda Cunningham Fluharty A wound that goes unacknowledged and unwept is a wound that cannot heal. If you have a favorite redneck saying, redneck quote or funny redneck slang you would like to share please do so with our add a quote form in the right column. Southern Voice:a few funny redneck sayings and a photo of my pet dear. Thankyou for visiting this collection of funny redneck sayings and redneck quotes. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. Im so hungry, every time I swallow my asshole says thank you. J.R. Ward, I wasn't sold on 3-D until it was in my own home. A faultless fit, a glistening hat, tight gloves, and tighter boots proclaim the imminent peril of his position. ~Submitted by Dylan Barney (Brushton, NY), he wuz so skeerd he shit spagetti for a week. Tristan," Nate said brightly. 4 1 Her presence would have the same calming effect on Dusty, who was the most wound-up man Jule knew. I grew up in the country, on Boggs Run, in Marshall County, West Virginia. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. ""I like your honesty and openness." William Faulkner, It seemed the whole world knew this person named Diana, and if the world knew her, the connection between the peoples of the earth was tighter than I had imagined. The average coefficient of friction of a banana on linoleum was 0.066. Dissolved in wine, it would make the muscles of a man's throat clench tighter than any fist, shutting off his windpipe. He smiles sadly. He pulls me tighter in his embrace. "useless as tits on a boar hog" "uglier than a burnt stump" The new manager seems wound a little tight. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. Rather than: Since ditching shoes, I no longer suffer from foot odor. Evil quotes. theyknew how to draw the singingsigils in the sand, how to digrough and bitten fingersinto desiccated dirt for waterto wet the lips of their young.women of hips and heft, wholearned how to burnbeneath the wild and searingsun, who made loud loveagainst the star-flecked threatof night, who knew that strengthis not always a matter of muscle.imagine your ancestresses,the prophetesses of the aridlands, before these starchedtraditions and pews too hardto pray from, who bled trueritual and birthed their own fiercesouls at creation's crowning -- Beth Morey, Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison Kim Harrison, Marty and I are playing with the same intensity. Thats lower then quail shit in a wagon rut! Riz Ahmed, The bond of sisterly love is much tighter than the bond which binds men. I am your parent since the day you were born and until I take my last breath. "can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" Give men your ear, but not your heart. Thats so hard to do itd be like trying to put butter up a wildcats ass with a hot poker! So much. I bought it for a song and you can sing it yourself. Watch for another government funding study on why anyone would want to. "Im wound up tighter than a girdle on a Baptist's minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast!" - Blanche Devereaux, quintessential Southern belle "The Golden Girls" character Blanche Devereaux, portrayed by Rue McClanahan, was one of the feistiest southern characters on television during the show's run from 1985-1992. "two bricks shy of a load" Garrison Keillor In the quiet, she could feel her pulse throbbing in her neck. keystyle mmc corp login; thomson reuters drafting assistant user guide. Could one communicate without the color commentary? A wound of the heart is different from a flesh wound. 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