We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. Im 40. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. It's finally March, and you know what that means? This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Well, yeah. The amount of family gossip they traffic to school (and their teachers) would ASTOUND you. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 14-20) "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere." By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. careful with that cursor son. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. This what I see when I walked in. I'm getting popcorn. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. DON'T. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. from the couch. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! I had a rough day and my kid took one look at me, went to the pantry, handed me the Oreos and said, "Looks like it's a double stuffed Oreo kind of day." My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. Sign up to follow me here! My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. 1. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. AGAIN. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! I got-Me: I know. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. My husband and son are farting on one another. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Part of HuffPost Parenting. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. When I pretended to cry she promptly put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh. It truly is a wonderful life. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Wishing you all a good weekend! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". ". I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Is it leave her in the woods? James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. I watched you guys open everything. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Because shes in the livingroom. Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. My kids knew that. Me: You mean red light, green light. She smiles at the baby and the baby smiles back. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. Grandparents are the ultimate hype people. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. Just one. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. Nothing is sacred. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? 1. unless theres ice cream later. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. Only one of us thinks this is funny. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Sign up to follow me here! My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! ". I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. Probably something gross like last time. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why dont you do it yourself so I think shes ready for marriage now. While Spring Break can be a wonderful time for your kids to get away from the hustle and bustle of school, it's not exactly a break for parents. -my 4yo threatening me. IE 11 is not supported. They started fighting. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! So anyway, he's my new therapist. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. , Excellent news! A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. ". Because shes in the livingroom. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 5 min read. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Because, you know, it was a really good box. It's too late to impress them. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. Also, uh oh, summer. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! 09:21 AM - 29 Apr. 8: It's Mom. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Sign up to follow me here! 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." 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